A Sip of Sherrie

An old friend from Greenville

2008-09-24T14:32:00.000-04:00

Sip of Me

2007-12-03T22:14:00.000-05:00

My Poetry Book.

Can be found on Publish America!

Big dum dummy head me

2007-07-26T12:14:00.000-04:00

I forgot the password to this blog...and the log in name after I was forced to change it to a gmail ID.

But I want to thank the person who tried to log in for me, because blogger sent me the login info and I am so happy.

Thank you ...thank you.

I haven't been writing much due to life keeping me bound in silken chains,
but I will post some here now that I know how to get in the door.

Key in hand,
she turns locks
to other souls.

Little Bird

2007-04-30T14:50:00.000-04:00

Little Bird, you fly by my ears--song of honey;
your wings parting the sun's rays.

You built your nest in the corners of my soul,
the edges tattered and stained by sap.

But there is no fruit from our union.
Bitter dregs of tea and birdseed detest youth.

Silence cuts me and you bleed song,
Feathers tainted red with ink.

Night knows only dimming moonlight,
stars fading into the ridges of heaven.

Little bird, your flight to love fell short,
but the wind carried your love song

to the depth of my soul, yet I pretend
that deafness and stone silence it.

You fly away from me, songs of mourning;
your wings blotting out the sun's rays.

2006-12-23T14:50:00.000-05:00

Your Elf Name Is...

Baby Mc Flurry

What's Your Elf Name?

2006-12-23T14:48:00.000-05:00

You Are a Christmas Sweater!

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

2006-12-23T14:45:00.000-05:00

Your Christmas Song Is

All I Want for Christmas Is You

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas is
You

You only want one thing for Christmas
Love from one special person - and you've got it!

What Christmas Carol Are You?

2006-12-15T23:02:00.000-05:00

Your Rising Sign is Taurus

You are the ultimate rock - stable and centered.
People turn to you in crisis and count on you for calm.

Stubborn and strong minded, you can't be pushed around.
You are also tenacious, and you always will stick with something difficult.

A bit fan of nature, you're attracted to the beauty of the outdoors.
And sometimes, you find it easier to relate to animals than people.

What's Your Rising Sign?

2006-12-15T22:53:00.000-05:00

You Are the Furthest Thing From Grinch

You love and live for the holidays. You even love the Grinch!
You're in the holiday spirit year round... because you're all about celebrating and giving.

Are You a Grinch?

2006-12-15T22:52:00.000-05:00

You Should Spend the Holidays In

Australia - on the beach with a plastic Christmas tree.

What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?

2006-12-15T22:51:00.000-05:00

Your Holiday Personality is Caring

You like to reach out to people all year long, but you're especially giving during the holidays.
Make those you love homemade presents (like cookies or scarves). Call someone who might be feeling a little down. Give to your favorite charity.

How Should You Spend the Holidays?

2006-12-15T22:48:00.000-05:00

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve babies drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten gymnasts a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight goats a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six puppies a-barking
Five golden coins
Four calling telemarketers
Three French burlesque dancers
Two bottles of whiskey
And a chimp in a peach tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

2006-12-13T16:46:00.000-05:00

You Are a Tree

You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree!

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

The Nephews on Halloween Night

2006-11-01T10:14:00.000-05:00

Trick or Treat!
Taken in front of my scarecrow.

Dark Night

2006-10-31T16:35:00.000-05:00

Across the shadows of my soul,
steps the dawn of me,
shining so bright I cannot see.
It flickers like a beacon,
telling me that there is hope
for a better day.

Yet, in an instant... cold drafts of yesterday
blow out the light of dawn
and I realize that in the
dampness of the moon's cold grip,
I am lost in the dark night
of my past--its memories the death of me.

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Sorry ..this really sucks but it's all I can do for now.
My muse is off writing a novel in my head.

My Monster Name is...

2006-10-31T16:33:00.000-05:00

Your Monster Profile

Undead Gargoyle

You Feast On: Fried Twinkies

You Lurk Around In: Nude Beaches

You Especially Like to Torment: Your Exes

What's Your Monster Name?

2006-10-30T15:15:00.000-05:00

Halloween Horoscope for Scorpio Sherrie

Halloween is your favorite holiday for scaring and shocking others.
You like to bring out your alternate persona on Halloween - and have the night of your life.

Costume suggestions: A freaky monster or Princess of Darkness.

Signature Halloween candy: Candy cigarettes

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Listen to Oldies 107.9 Online

2006-10-30T15:10:00.000-05:00

My friend, Jeff Diamond--the unofficial greatest broadcaster in NC, dj's from 9 am to 2 pm EST M-F and now, dear readers, is available for your listening pleasure online.

Here are the instructions on how to listen via your media player:

How to Listen to 107.9 A Direct link is coming, until then

http:\\206.107.102.82:8080

OPEN UP WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER. CLICK ON FILE

OPEN URL AND PUT THE ABOVE ADDRESS IN THE BOX, CLICK OK.

IF YOU OPEN WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER AND DON'T SEE FILE.

RIGHT CLICK IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND CORNER

I've been listening on and off all morning (depending on how often the phone rings or a client pops in)...and the station sounds crystal clear.

Enjoy.. if you have a problem with the instructions, let me know.

And ...If... you listen to Jeff Diamond online, email him and let him know. Tell him where you found him at. (A cabbage patch isn't the correct answer, either).

The link to the staion is on the right above the clock... his email address there is jeffd@1079wnct.com

NANOWRIMO.ORG Novel 06

2006-10-30T15:01:00.000-05:00

starts.... Wednesday.

It's called "BlueBerry Girl"...

a romantic thriller.

2006-07-28T00:35:00.000-04:00

Your Hidden Talent

You are both very knowledgeable and creative.
You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential.
Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them.
As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Before Me

2006-07-28T00:26:00.000-04:00

In the clothes dryer's lint trap,
one lone hair
reminding me,
I'm not his first.

2006-07-28T00:20:00.000-04:00

You Are Best Described By...

The Starry Night
by Vincent van Gogh

What Famous Work of Art Are You?

Caribbean Blue

2006-07-22T13:58:00.000-04:00

I stand alone on alabaster sand,
the wind tossing my hair with rough hands.
The sea is a mirror of today,
a calming lullaby of night--twinkling like stars.

The sea and its winds haunt me,
a complexity of calmness and torment,
one that is a carbon copy of love;
the torture of eyes stripping away my reserve.

I try to hide my deepest longings,
the ones for you, man of sand and foam.
You are violent wind and soothing sea,
a stew of confliction that I consume with appetite.

Along the horizon of Caribbean blue,
I surrender to your stormy touch,
a siren with no voice for song
drowning within the shipwreck that some call love.

Tides of Change

2006-06-28T16:09:00.000-04:00

Along my shoreline, the tides of time rush towards me.
I cannot breathe in salt air that directs my soul to sing
a song of hope, a song of love...a cry of sorrow.
There is a heart somewhere, in the flight of pelicans,
drifting over the foamy caps of waves; the whisper of hope.
I lift a conch shell to my hear, praying that my muse will
sing to me the sky electric in hues of pink, blue and sonnets.
There is no sound but the white noise of lost words.
Within the waters of my veins, the salt and blood of me,
are wisps of phrases caught in the nets of yesterday.
To free them, I shall climb on the rocks of today,
letting my hair become a mass of seaweed and foam.
The songs of sirens will awaken the muse that longs to sing
within crashing waves the promise of tomorrow.

Another Bit of Truth

2006-06-24T14:58:00.000-04:00

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.

Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

2006-06-16T14:03:00.000-04:00

You Communicate With Your Eyes

When you say, "I'll believe it when I see it" - you really mean it.
For you, what you see is a lot more important than what you hear.
You don't take someone's words at face value. You judge people by their facial expressions, body language, and appearance.
You tend to be quiet, but when you talk, you tend to make eye contact and describe things in colorful detail.

How Do You Communicate?

(This is basically true... it's funny how some of these quizes nail ya.)

2006-06-15T11:31:00.000-04:00

Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Temptation

Exotic Dancer Name Generator

Empty

2006-06-13T14:13:00.000-04:00

Once I was empty
like an earthen vase,
tormented by echoes
from dying flowers...

then you arrived
with the thunder of June
burning me with ruby fire,
reminding me that I'm alive.

06-06-06...(twilight zone music playing)

2006-06-06T15:11:00.000-04:00

First thing Dad said to me today was "Today is 666." It's not. And so what...it doesn't mean anything. At least not to me.

Things have been busy as usual. School ends June 9 but I'll still be a little busy until after Father's day. Hopefully I'll manage to stay ahead of work and have time to blog and email like I used too.

Funny how easy it is to get out of a habit. I don't think about blogging until I'm getting ready for bed and I think :"Oh Gee, I forgot to blog today."

Maybe June will be a new day in blogging...at least for me. So I'll say hi to everyone and promise (fingers crossed) to blog a longer version soon.

Tooners emailed me this one...

2006-05-26T12:13:00.000-04:00

thought I would post it here. :)

. What time is it? noonish

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Sherrie Rose P...
3. Nicknames: Shere, Sher-Bare, Sher-Bares, Carnie and P.H. (old college nickname)
4. Piercing(s): ears--one set of holes each
5. What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (haven't gone since--been renting DVDs)
6. Eye color: Soft Blue (green if I wear warm colors)
7. Place of birth: Lumberton NC
8. Favorite foods: Anything Al cooks
9. Ever been to Africa: No Thanks
10. Ever been toilet papering: once
11. Love someone so much it made you cry: Hmmm...once during a puppy love episode
12. Been in a car accident: Yes...In 1976, my step-sister rear-ended a car and caused a 3 car crash...it was no picnic
13. Croutons or bacon bits: Can't I have both
14. Favorite day of the week: Any day I'm not working
15. Favorite chain restaurants: Ruby Tuesday, Joe's Crabshak, the Olive Garden, IHOP
16. Favorite flower: Daisy
17. Favorite sport to watch? Baseball and FootieBall
18. Favorite drink: Cherry-Limade or Mango Herbal Tea
19. Favorite ice cream: Anything with Peanut Butter or Black Cherries
20. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney
21. Favorite fast food restaurant: I have none.
22. What color is your bedroom carpet? a Pinky color
23. How many times did you fail your driver's test? None..I'm a good driver.
24. Before this one, from who did you get your last e-mail? Steve Brooke
25. Which store would you max out your credit card? Barnes & Noble
26. What do you do when you get bored: Daydream about Night-things
27. Bedtime: after 11
28. Who will respond to this post the quickest? not sure...probably a drive-by
29. Favorite TV shows? CSI, Flip This House, Survivor, Phil of The Future, Suite Life of Zack and Cody (the last 2 are Nephew influenced)
30. Last person you went to dinner with? Allen--last night
31. Ford or Chevy: I've owned both.
32. What are you listening to right now? Music on the Plaza..a soul band.
33. What is your favorite color? I'm an artist...too many choices.
34. Lake, Ocean or River: All...I'm a water sign but my fav is the Ocean
35. How many tattoos do you have: I had one but it feel off (kidding)
36. Time you finished this e-mail? before 12:30 pm
37. Where is or was your favorite place to which you have traveled? Boston... I love the history of it and the art galleries.
38. How many people are you sending this e-mail to? none..I'm posting it in my blog.

Desperation

2006-05-24T15:23:00.000-04:00

I caught the Stephen King movie last night... I doubt it drew people away from American Idol. It was very predictable and disappointing. I truly believe his strength is in the Short Story...but dont' get me wrong...he does tell a good tale, but in my opinion his best work was during his 'hungry' stage--by that I mean during his beginning years. Stories like "IT" and "The Stand"..."Carrie" and "'Salom's Lot" ...just to name a few.

Desperation is one of the few novels, I didn't finish. Finding that girl dead on the doorsteps of the Police sation, really bothered me. As I watched the movie, I realized I probably should have kept reading. That it might have gotten better...but know what? I dont' think so.

My hope for this summer is that the short story collection "Nightmares and Dreamscapes" that TNT is putting together will be much better...if not...they'll ruin a great set of short stories.

2006-05-24T15:22:00.000-04:00

You Are Fish

You have a well formed palate and a daring appetite. If it's served to you, you'll at least try it.
People are pretty scared of your exotic ways. But once they get a taste of you, they're addicted!

What Kind of Meat Are You?

2006-05-20T11:48:00.000-04:00

You Are Periwinkle

You're very intuitive and sensitive. You often know other people better than they know themselves.
You're also quite optimistic, and you think well of yourself and others. You know your dreams will come true.

What Color Blue Are You?

Dixie all the way...sorta

2006-05-17T14:36:00.000-04:00

Your Linguistic Profile::

60% General American English

35% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

0% Yankee

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

2006-05-17T14:35:00.000-04:00

You Are 26% Vain

Okay, so you're slightly vain from time to time, but you're not superficial at all.
You are realistic. You know that looks matter. You just try to make them matter less.

How Vain Are You?

Toothless in Lumberton

2006-05-17T12:29:00.000-04:00

The other day, William and Ben were jumping on their mom's bed against her wishes. In mid-jump, William's teeth collided with Ben's head and a loose tooth of William's came out. He wasn't too happy with all the blood, so Lisa called me and asked if I would come by and cheer him up.

So I took a picture of his space. He told everyone who would listen for days that "his tooth became a hole."

David Blaine

2006-05-09T14:55:00.000-04:00

He failed...so what?

Just to recap...he spent a week in a human aquarium and tried to break the record for holding a breath underwater..the record was 8.58 minutes. David attempted to do it, while being chained and handcuffed at 8 different points on his body.

I missed the show but have watched the videos.

He failed to break the record and I'm sure after all that hardship he faced with health issues and training by the Navy SEALS, that he was very disappointed.

I think he's a winner, because he challenged himself. Yea, maybe doing a show is a bit much but, according to what I've read, a lot of NYC stopped by and for a while, their minds were taken off our shitty president, high gas prices and the war...while watching a 'freak' do his thing.

Yes, he's a publicity whore, but so are TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes), Paris Hilton...to name a few.

I know I could never do what he's attempted. Yes I challenge myself daily, but my challenges aren't life-threatening and I don't have a 'death wish.' But I admire people who are crazy enough to go for whatever they want, even if it means death.

The May Issue

2006-05-09T13:15:00.000-04:00

Is ready for viewing!

First Anniversery issue... hard to believe it's been a year.

A bit of Ketchup

2006-05-08T13:05:00.000-04:00

...................I mean catch up.

I've been so stressed out over work and other stuff that I haven't had time to blog. I apologize to those that I've neglected via email too... I hope by tomorrow to have caught up on correspondence and to have the magazine issue out.

The nephews are doing great. We're into watching Disney shows like "That's so Raven," "Phil of the Future" and "The Suite Life of Zach and Cody." I'm finding that when I'm alone and there's not much on tv that I'll watch the shows if they're on. I'm glad that the boys have graduated from Noggin and those really silly kiddie shows---yet I miss the Wiggles and Of course Sportagus (from Lazytown) will always be my secret husband. We saw a commerical for the show last week and William said, "There's Uncle Sportagus...Aunt Sherrie's Husband."

And Ben... the other day he had gas--the silent deadly kind and I said, "Gee Ben, what gave you gas?" He said, "DOD." I knew he meant "God." I said, "Well, let's pray that he takes it back."

I've been busy at work...trying to get orders out for Mother's Day. Dad's still learning his digital camera and keeps forgetting not to shoot too tight. When he does I have to fix the photos by adding more area on the sides or cropping the tops and bottoms. The lab can't do that for some stupid reason... I should invest in a digital lab--if the equipment wasn't so pricey I would. Sometimes I amazed at how much I've learned over the years about retouching digital images...I can get my programs to do things that the tech support tells me I can't. lol

My romance with Al is going good. He's falling apart physically of late...it's either his diverticulitious or his achilles heel popping out of place or pinched nerves... I pamper him when he's not feeling great...hey...wait a minute...maybe that's why he's falling apart...so he can get the "King" treatment...

As for Survivor... I hate that Shane's voted off...he was fun to watch.

Happy Cinco de Mayo

2006-05-05T10:32:00.000-04:00

I say celebrate with body shots!

My Mex Name

2006-05-05T10:30:00.000-04:00

Your Mexican Name Is...

Doña Ana

What's Your Mexican Name?

A hello and a Quiz

2006-04-27T10:07:00.000-04:00

My life at work of late seems to be beyond my control. So I apologize for not writing this week. If it were due to business, I would be happy but it's not. Dad's still learning his digital gadgets and when he gets into a bind, I have to unbind him. I'm still learning his camera and also my new system, so that doesn't help either of us...yesterday it got so bad that I considered running away to parts unknown. Seriously!

Not good. I will make time for a blog post... it's a perfect way to release steam, right?

Right!

Below is a quiz I took this morning. I almost didn't because it called "Are you hot?" or something like that. I knew my answers would be mild, but that's ok. As I answered the questions, I thought of how I would answer them 20 yrs ago and compared that to now... lol.. yep back then I was smoking hot... but today... I'm not. Time matures a person and I'm glad I'm at the confident level of maturity I'm at today.

Here's to being me....

Cheers!

You Are More Mild Than Wild

You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are.
Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive.

Are You Hot?

2006-04-22T12:14:00.000-04:00

You Are Rouge Red

Of all the reds, you are the most energetic and vibrant.
You never need to recharge, and in fact, you often recharge others.
Gutsy and brave, you've never let your fears stop you from doing anything.
You figure that life is all about experiences, and you'll always take that leap of faith.

What Color Red Are You?

For Steve

2006-04-21T12:38:00.000-04:00

You can have your cake and eat it too!

2006-04-21T09:40:00.000-04:00

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

Happy Birthday Insolent Lad

2006-04-21T09:27:00.000-04:00

..(singing) and many mor-or-ore

The Lad

Poems...by Moi

2006-04-19T21:43:00.000-04:00

(for those of you who don't read 'French' that means...ME)

Across Your Lips

Love
the soft billow
of night's sail
across the moon

Temptress
of calm seas
that fall prey
to violent storms

together
they mingle
like tears and kisses
across your lips

~**~

Strawhat

Strawhat
the kind you find
on seashore cowboys
who try to tame
the sea

It sits upon my head
proud like the mane
on a stallion
tolerating the wind

A band of violet
sequins...
basking on the straw
waiting for the

fish rodeo
to arrive

~***~

You, of Stone and Wheat

You, of stone and wheat;
the barley of summer--
fair and blonde--
the lion in the field.

I watch you walk
on alabaster sand,
the grains of today
sticking to your heels.

How do you tame
the wild heat of yesterday
and place it so nicely
into loaves of tomorrow?

"Stone and wheat," you say,
as I watch a grain of sand
escape, like a lion
into the field of summer.

~***~

If I can

If I can seduce you
with satin and lace-
the ivory of my thighs,

Why can't I romance
time-the whisper of
your lips across mine?

If I could wrap it
around my little finger,
then we could

spend an eternity
lost in the shadow of
candlelight and wine

pooling on cleavage.

~***~

I Could

I could write you
into solitude
if you so desperately
need an escape.

Trees lined with limes
and grass so soft-
the down of spring chicks...

and the silence -
so thick that thoughts
cannot penetrate
the shell.

Your solitude-a cool drink
that doesn't quench
the need to be alone
within yourself.

2006-04-19T13:20:00.000-04:00

You Are a Purple Flower

A purple flower tends to represent success, grace, and elegance.
At times, you are faithful like a violet.
And other times, you represent luxury, like a wisteria.
And more than you wish, you find yourself heartbroken like a lilac.

What Color Flower Are You?

2006-04-18T12:34:00.000-04:00

Greed:	Very Low
Gluttony:	Very Low
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Low
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	Medium

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

I've been Tagged..by NYC's Watchdog

2006-04-18T11:51:00.000-04:00

... 6 Weird things about Me... (only 6???)

1) I have a lipstick fetish. There are no less than 12 tubes of either lipstick or gloss in my handbag. Without lipstick, I feel naked. Given a choice of either wearing clothes or lipstick only...I would choose lipstick.

2) On my way home from work, I take off my bra as I drive and sing out "Free at last...free at last...Oh Thank God, they're free at last."

3) I only eat cereal(usually Count Chocolate or Special K with Vanilla/Almonds) with a black plastic spoon.

4) I hate sleeping alone...if my lover isn't around, then I put a notebook with pen, a Pablo Neruda poetry book, my personal CD player loaded with my Best of the Backstreet boys CD and a small toy zebra in the bed with me.

5) Tails up pennies on the ground? I run from them. They are bad luck. Now, this doesn't apply to dimes, nickels, quarters or paper money.

6) I water down fruit juice, soda pop and tea. I prefer them diluted as opposed to full strength--this doesn't apply to wine.

Ok...there, you've got them... 6 weird things about me...now, who will be brave enough to post 6 weird things about themselves as a comment to this post?

Easter is Cancelled

2006-04-14T17:44:00.000-04:00

Ummmmmm... MY BAD!

hoppy Easter

2006-04-14T17:41:00.000-04:00

Amen!

2006-04-14T17:16:00.000-04:00

You Are 12% Addicted to Myspace

Your Myspace addiction factor is: Very Low

When it comes to Myspace, you don't know what the big deal is. Frankly, you think it's over hyped.

Are You Addicted to Myspace?

TomKat and birthing babies

2006-04-13T14:28:00.000-04:00

What's the big deal about TomKat and their plans for a silent birth? I say let them hatch their babies the way they want too..whether it's through silent birthing (personally I would be screaming and begging for a gun, so I could shot the guy who got me into the situation) or whether it's an aqua birth or what other means you can birth babies today.

I don't read about them. I don't care if they're loopy. I don't let it affect my opinions of the movies Tom puts out...some good some bad..though I had problems with the ending of War of the Worlds. As for little virgin Katie...I have never cared for her acting and haven't watched much of her.

When the time comes for the birth of TomKat Kitten/s I'll do like I've done in the past...read the tabloid headlines while in the grocery store checkout lines and go on about my business of being me.

Blog of my Art

2006-04-13T14:10:00.000-04:00

I'll add the link in a bit in my kewl links section.

the Adress is .....Here

It's not complete... adding pieces and parts semi-daily.

More on Understanding a Woman's Language

2006-04-13T13:44:00.000-04:00

(loud sigh) - This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. She thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

(soft sigh) - Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

"Oh" - This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.

"That's Okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"Please Do" - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

"Thanks" - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.

"Thanks a lot" - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

2006-04-13T11:45:00.000-04:00

You Have Low Self Esteem 4% of the Time

Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.

How is Your Self Esteem?

Understanding a Woman's language

2006-04-11T11:58:00.000-04:00

"Fine" - This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"Nothing" - This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

From The Classifieds

2006-04-10T13:28:00.000-04:00

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog - able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE - WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE: Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

2006-04-08T12:20:00.000-04:00

You Are 21% Selfish

In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.

How Selfish Are You?

2006-04-08T12:13:00.000-04:00

Sherrie's Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2

"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"

Sherrie sees the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if she's feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.

What's Your Theme Song?

The Things We Learn from Porn (thanks NLM)

2006-04-07T12:08:00.000-04:00

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the
girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove
your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman
by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.

24. Women never have headaches.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to
remind her to 'suck it'

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for
all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's
pants and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly
on his hip.

31. Pigtails = handlebars

Under the Dim Light

2006-04-06T10:43:00.000-04:00

From under the dim light of a faltering moon,
I embrace the chill of a spring night;
its evening eyes hidden under new sprouts
of tender grass.

Winter past froze time in crystal tears,
each night an agony that tore my soul.
I do not regret its passing into the ides
of windy March.

Soon summer will play upon the oceans of us;
our passions a war of foam and sea,
churning up the sands of time and eternal lust
of things we can't have.

Like the faltering moon of spring's new birth,
we'll know the after taste of winter frost,
even as we frolic among the white-capped
waters of summer.

April Showers

2006-04-04T14:54:00.000-04:00

Bring

April Issues

like the one for my magazine... it's UP

69 Questions...and their answers

2006-04-03T14:16:00.000-04:00

(swiped this off the Lad's myspace blog)

69 Odd Questions

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Both are divorced from each other and other people, too!

2) Vegetarian?
Nopers

3) Heaven?
Yes...and I believe in Hell, too.

4) Come close to dying?
Almost drowned when I was 12.

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
A 22 inch gold chain with a charm of a star-sun-moon.

6) Are you eating?
I am drinking some chocolate milk!

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
yes, it they're tender and steamed or sauteed.

8) Makeup?
Yes...always, baby! Foundation, eyeliner and lipstick...if I'm under the weather and pale as a ghost--blush goes on too.

9) Were you the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationship?
I was dumped but to be honest, it was a welcomed relief!

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Only if terribly disfigured. I like the original Sherrie.

11) What do you wear to bed?
Depends... this weekend I slept nekkid....but only because my sheer black nightgown ...um...fell off.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Of course and anyone who says they haven't... are lying!

14) Tweeze your eyebrows?
I tweeze once a month and only a few rebel hairs at best.

15) What kind of watch(es)?
I am a watch-wearer. I'm wearing a two-toned gold X-O-X-O watch. My favorite watch is the Bird song one I own...it chirps.

16) Abortion?
Not for me... but I am in favorite of pro-choice.

17) Hair color?
Chestnut

18) Future child's name?
None..no plans on children, much to my sorrow.

19) Do you snore?
I don't know...I'll try and stay awake tonight and find out.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Hawaii or Rio or Japan

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes...a small beanbag zebra named Stripes that my nephew Ben gave to me so I won't be afraid of the dark.

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Clean my glasses to make sure I'm seeing the numbers correctly.

23) Gold or silver?
Gold... 99.9% of the time

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
I prefer a ham sandwich with swiss cheese, tomato, lettuce or fresh spinach, satueed mushroom and fresh avocado on toasted wheat.

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
crab bisque.

26.) City, beach or country?
Beach...East coast.

27) What was the last thing you touched?
the space bar

28) Where do you eat dinner?
depends... at home, I eat at the table if family is around..if alone I eat on a dinner tray in front of the television. When at Al's, we eat at the table.

29) When's the last time you cried?
Last night, after watching the Killing Fields.

30) Do you read blogs?
Yes... a few.

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
On Halloween...maybe... but only if I have a huge sock stuffed in my pants.

32) Ever been involved with the police?
I had a blind date with one years ago. It didn't last because he wouldn't let me shot his gun..or rather the gun he used for work..lol

33) what's your favourite shampoo/conditioner?
Herbal Essence for normal hair

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
When extremely tired.

35) Ocean or pool?
Ocean if I'm at the beach...pool if not.

36) What's your favorite song at the moment?
"Just Feel Better" by Steve Tyler and Santana.

37) What's your favorite color?
I'm an artist...and can't be pinned down.

38) Window seat or aisle?
Depends on the weather and if I'm in a hurry.

39) Ever met any famous bands/singers?
Yes...Stephen Brooke

40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Yes..I'm in one now.

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I'm a Twirler.

42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
I work while they're on... I prefer David Letterman.

43) Basketball or Football?
ACC Basketball and the Carolina Panthers

44) How long do your showers last?
Long hot ones...the time depends on how long the hot water last.

45) Do you drive a stick?
I drive an automatic

46) Cake or ice cream?
Both

47)Self-conscious?
Not at all. I'm a confident woman of the lastest era.

48) On top or on bottom?
and sideways too

49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes...ex-boyfriends do count don't they?

50. When was your first crush?
First grade... Donny Osmond

51) Where do you wish you were?
Fayetteville NC.

52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Sadly I have, but it's been years ago when I was young and insensitive.

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No and I hope I never have to.

54) Can you tango?
I can tangle..lol

55) Last gift you received?
A kiss this morning ...

56) Last sport you played?
Kickball with the nephews a week or so ago.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
gas... of late and I do have a nail polish fetish.

58) Where do you live?
Southeast NC

60) Last wedding attended?
A friend's wedding a year ago

61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
Don't really have one...maybe Subway.

62) Where do you work?
in a haunted 1920ish building in Downtown Lumberton

63) Most hated food(s)?
Soggy pancakes, candied yams, pickled ginger and cubed steaks...Uck

65) Can you sing?
Yes... I can be quite musical.

66) Last IM?
with JS

67) What's your least fav. chore?
dusting

68) Favorite drink?
cherry limeade.

69) Current Crush?
I've got a crush on Sportagus from Lazy Town, Jeff Diamond and Donny Osmond. But my heart belongs to Al.

2006-03-31T16:35:00.000-05:00

Sherrie's New Outrageous Name is:

Connie Lingus

Outrageous Name Generator

2006-03-27T15:17:00.000-05:00

If I could, I would give you the world
wrapped up in red tissue and ribbons;
the scent of salt and black earth
intoxicating your senses.

But I can't man of sapphire and sunlight.

So...instead, I will wrap myself
in black stockings and magnolia;
the taste of spring rain and sex
intoxicating your senses.

2006-03-25T12:26:00.000-05:00

Sherrie's True Love Is a Cancer

Why you'll love a Cancer:

Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt.
Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up!

Why a Cancer will love you:

You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs.
A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you.

What Sign Is Your True Love?

lol...don't tell Al...he's a Gemini

Psycho Test

2006-03-24T12:49:00.000-05:00

This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't
know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy, that she
believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never
asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her
sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some
thought before you answer).

click on the comment to see the answer...only after you've given this your best shot.

Dammit! My Secret is out!

2006-03-23T13:10:00.000-05:00

Tootsie Roll Pop

It only takes three licks to get to your center!

What Kind of Candy Are You?

2006-03-23T13:01:00.000-05:00

You Should Be an Oscar Winning Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

brr...

2006-03-21T14:53:00.000-05:00

What's up with Spring? I thought it sprung yesterday!!! We're cold and rainy...not the best combination.

I'm thinking spaghetti tonight... lots of meatballs on succulent pasta.

Ben gave me some candy yesterday. I have a feeling it's been in his coat pocket for a few days...it was all mushy. I asked if he got it from 'school.' He said, "Yeah, at a Lefperwan's birthday." Took me a while to realize he meant Leperchaun aka St. Paddy day party.

I sat through a Mystic Power Rangers marathon yesterday evening--even after the boys were in bed. I know if someone came over and saw that I was watching it, they would think I had lost my noodle...but hey, I had invested a lot of time in it, watching the shows with the boys...and I wasn't about to skip the last two. I have to confess..it's not a bad show, if you can get through the over-acting, the cheesy costumes and the elaborate stunts.

The music that Napoleon Dynamite danced to in his movie is playing in my head. I don't think I can do those moves like he did. Maybe if I practice.... but it's hard to look geeky if you're a Goddess...

Passion...the Food that Sates!

2006-03-20T12:57:00.000-05:00

Your Love Style is Eros

For you, love is all about the passion!

And chances are, you're currently in love.

You have a strong physical response to love...

And you are great at committing

(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)

What's Your Love Style?

There I was...goofing off in the quiz thingie...and came across this quiz! I wasn't surprised by the results. I believe that passion and relationships go hand-in-hand. In my opinion, passion is what separates a relationship from platonic friendship. I know that there are a lot of people out there who disagree with me...that it's possible to be in a relationship without sexual fireworks...and that's their perogative.

I've had relationships that have sizzled into nothing but a friendship and at first I didn't mind. It was better than being alone and the comfort level was there. I didn't have to chance the 'dating' scene and end up alone or worse...lonely. When I found the courage to break free or worse, was forced to break free, it hurt. Mainly because of the time invested...I felt as if I had wasted it. Each time I was forced to be alone, I discovered something new about myself. I grew spiritually and began to find my footing in the world of single life.

When I first met Allen in March of 95, there was instant chemistry... I knew as soon as I saw him, that he was going to be my next lover. For several weeks, we danced around each other until the night came when I wanted to dance and couldn't find a soul who wanted to dance as well... there he was. I held my hand out and asked, "Care to dance?" We smoked the floor with intensity. I knew exactly how he was going to turn me. Instinct? Maybe...but I think it was more than that...I think it was electrical. One of my friends told me later, "Sherrie, when you danced with that guy, I felt that we (those who were watching) were witnessing a private moment. That the floor should have open and swallowed us up. There was fire. I've never seen anything like it."

Neither have I...not even in the movies. Things don't always work out, even if there is passion. And sometimes, in spite of the passion, you have to end a relationship. That's what happened with Al and I. Since we've gotten back together, I have vowed to leave the past ...there...in the past and to move forward... so far it's working.

But getting back to my 'theme'... after Al, I spent some time in various relationships. Most were short-lived. Of those only 3 were passion-themed. The fuse was short, though. Like a candle flickering out. And a few weren't passionized. They were based mainly on friendship... with a bit of playfulness thrown in. I spent almost 3 years in one, where there was no sex during the last year and a half of it. Even before then though, there was little physical contact, other than a brush of lips during the good night kiss.. We saw each other once during the weekend and only talked a few times during the week. After the sex died, I would say to friends "I should break up with X." And their reply was "No, he takes you places. He gets you out of the house...and so on."

But eventually, he found someone who he wanted to pursue romantically. I wasn't upset over that... in fact, I thought he should go for it. Like everyone else, he deserved to find passion. I know we didn't have it.

And I found it again...with Allen. As soon as he walked through my door, after all these years...again the instant chemistry sprang forth and I can honestly say that it burned as bright as the first time we saw each other...more than 10 years ago. Every moment we spend together, I believe it fuels the passion. There are mere moments when we glance at each other from across a room, and I can feel the burn of our eyes touching skin. Sometimes, the passion is so strong, tears well up inside me and I feel my soul crying...not from sorrow but from happiness.

This is how it should be.

Someone pointed out to me recently that it's ok if someone wants to cut themselves off from passion--to bury themselves in their work or a hobby. But is it fair to the other person in that relationship? Don't they deserve passion? Deserve finding a person who can be more than a friend? Someone who wants the total package..sex, love and fireworks?

I have a real life friend who has been involved with someone since 2000. They have a child together. She doesn't want intimacy from him anymore...yet she gets jealous if some other woman shows interest. She doesn't want him, yet she doesn't want any other woman to have him either. That's cheating him out of passion...just like she's cheating herself...I tell her, "Bon, you'll find a man who sets you on fire one day. A mutual fire. Don't give up."

Her reply is, "No I won't. I'll never feel desire again."

I think that's a shame. I guess if you've never known true passion...if you've never felt the burn on skin on yours, the taste of lips that whisper your name urgently...the exchange of eyes from across a crowded room that say intimate things which would make a nun blush...the quietness of sated souls, working together in harmony with no need to talk because in the silence hearts are touching... I guess if you've never had these before, you can't miss them.

Personally, I would rather spend my time alone than be in a lukewarm relationship--neither hot or cold.

Yes... I want Passion... I want to feel desire and I know I'll never settle for less.

I admit it...

2006-03-20T12:42:00.000-05:00

I'm addicted to these silly quizes

Your #1 Love Type: INFP

The Idealist

In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.
For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.

Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.
However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.

Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ

Your #2 Love Type: ENFP

The Inspirer

In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond.
For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.

Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner.
However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad.

Best matches: INTJ and INFJ

Your #3 Love Type: INFJ

The Protector

In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.
For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.

Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in.
However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.

Best matches: ENTP and ENFP

Your #4 Love Type: INTP

The Thinker

In love, you are honest and serious about commitment.
For you, sex is something you think about and desire a lot of the time.

Overall, you are pure in your affection and feelings.
However, you tend to be suspicious and distrusting at times.

Best matches: ENTJ and ESTJ

Your #5 Love Type: ISFP

The Artist

In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.

Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.
However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.

Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ

What's Your Love Type?

When you least expect it....

2006-03-20T12:24:00.000-05:00

He's a Baywatch Swinger?

(Thanks Lorraine for sending him my way...only problem I have is that he won't F*cking LEAVE)

Paint-by-Number World

2006-03-16T16:19:00.000-05:00

Outside my window, pine trees
stand tall under gold sunlight.
March winds bring growing pains. I
listen but can't hear their screams.

My window panes are distressed
by winter's murky vision
of gray frost marring the glass.
My eyes see through its filter.

These paint-stained fingers tremble.
I want to color your world
in rich Tuscan tones of clay.
You deserve a wealth of hues.

The pines scream and I falter.
Behind beauty lives utter pain.
I can't create perfection,
because there is none in love.

I'll give you the best of me;
lavender and ocean blue...
if that doesn't satisfy,
I'll paint your world by numbers.

2006-03-15T23:41:00.000-05:00

Sherrie is Olive Green

You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself.
For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself.
You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you.
People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know.

What Color Green Are You?

"Does anybody Really know what Time it is?"

2006-03-14T15:17:00.000-05:00

....humming... "Does anybody really Care?"

ten points if you know the artist who sings this!

Work's been hectic of late. The only reason I'm blogging is because I ran out of supplies for the printer. They're due in at noon tomorrow. So I thought I would take a moment to write.

The magazine issue is up and so far I've gotten good reviews from people who take the time to email me. My friend Jeff wrote that even if it's late, it's always worth the wait. That made me feel better about not having it up sooner.

William's little poem seems to be popular. He's my special buddy. I love him and Ben so much that at times I am overwhelmed. I can't imagine life without them. I hope that I am always priviledged by having them in my life as close as we are now.

William cracked me up Friday night, he wanted to stay up late and play. I told him that if he went to sleep I would meet him in his dreams and we would play baseball. He said, "No...in our dreams let's look at the Number 5 and then shave the hair off of some clowns' backs."

I said, "Shave the hair off of some clowns' backs???"

He said, "Ok, just one clown." lol

Where he got that from...I have no idea!

I don't know why I thought Granny's birthday was last Sunday. It's the 19...this coming Sunday. My Uncle and his family are going too. Mom wants to cook a lot of food and take it. I say let everyone take something. I know Mom...she'll put it all on me and I don't want to spend Sat night and early Sunday morning doing all the cooking. Granny will be surprised and I plan to take a lot of pictures.

Went to Al's this weekend. We watched th ACC tourney. He was very upset that a 'Yankee' team (Boston college) beat UNC. And on Sunday's game ..Duke Vs Boston, he pulled for Duke ONLY because he didn't want a "Yankee" team to win the ACC championship. I laughed. Talk about Southern prejudice! So the Big Dance begins tonight and I guess I'll keep up with it, because I know he'll want to discuss the games he's watching.

We caught a great show on the Discovery channel Sunday night--it was about Blackbeard. I guess we're both a bit obsessed about him, since he had a home in Bath and raided the Outerbank's water's during the early 1700's. The guy who played Mark Anthony on the HBO series Rome, played Blackbeard. He did a great job. I can't think of his name... and I'm too lazy to look it up. So go fish ....

I found a new fishing pole kit that I want to get. My plan is to fish this summer. Mainly at the beach...and in the surf. I don't care much for pier fishing. I believe aliens live there.

Seem to have run out of juice... time to get back to working on restorations...

Finally

2006-03-14T13:16:00.000-05:00

..................

March's issue is ready

yeaaaaaa bay-beeeee

2006-03-09T13:05:00.000-05:00

I am back in business. This new printer has slots for memory cards, ipods, camera usb's, etc.. it has a screen on top of the printer that guides you if you get lost... it's wonderful... I should have gotten a new one ages ago...so far, it's being 'sherrie friendly'... (knock on wood)... I can print straight from memory cards or the camera without going through the PC...

Do you hear that sound?

Listen...

there it goes again...

Oh...
it's just me...running barefoot through the clover field of happiness...

a sip of sherrie

2006-03-08T15:57:00.000-05:00

a long cool draught

though it is cool outside...maybe it should be a warm sip instead...

This week has been hectic. I'm so mentally exhausted I could fall asleep sitting up and it's just hump day....what's up with that?

Got a new printer... yes.. it's the devil. I'm sleeping with the Devil. An Hewlett Packard Printer. Maybe...if I give good head it won't screw with me... (yea I know..that's really naughty).

Granny hasn't been doing all that great. She has Alzheimers and isn't taking it too well. She's tired all the time and depressed. It breaks my heart to talk to her...and too, she doesn't remember it sometimes...that we call. I hate thinking that she feels neglected. We're going over to her place Sunday. It's her birthday. She'll be 81, so we're going to celebrate. I might try to do some fishing, if I get a chance.

Things at work are leveling off. Dad's getting the hang of the new digital camera. I'm still screwing around with the new system but am able to get most of my work done, even if parts are missing or not working.

Things with Al... they're great. We have fun together, but better yet...we support each other. He and I went exploring Sunday and found a little known wildlife reserve. Fishing is allowed! I fish better topless...wonder if that's allowed.

The magazine issue is behind...I've been museless lately. I know a lot has to do with time and also being sad about granny. Mostly its...March...and March doesn't motivate me like say April or October. I love those months. Being an Irish lass, I should be excited about the Month of March madness and it's Irish beer drinking, green wearing, ass pinching ways!

2006-03-04T13:49:00.000-05:00

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!

Honesty:

You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Values Test

Seattle Seahawks...Sean Locklear

2006-03-03T15:43:00.000-05:00

He's from L'ton...and it's his DAY

an Imagist poem

2006-03-03T15:26:00.000-05:00

chapstick

on the dashboard
of my car...
his chapstick

a reminder
that he's been here

and will
return

2006-03-02T16:22:00.000-05:00

You Are 60% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

March First

2006-03-01T15:09:00.000-05:00

...

And no.. my magazine issue isn't ready... I've barely begun!!! It's terrible but I partly forgot to work on it. Life's been so busy lately...with work (which has improved greatly) and with love...going to see Allen every weekend. I used to use Sunday as my catch up day for things like the magazine or writing, but not anymore. I guess I'll have to readjust my 'online time' for another day.

It's sunny today...mild weather. And the first of the month drivers are out in full force--the retired and elderly who get their checks and do their errands within a 5 day window...so be careful out there...they don't drive all that great. Believe me, I've had two to almost hit the back of my truck. I moved it to an inaccessible spot... I hope I can get out! At least they aren't getting to it.

Took in a bunch of orders and still have no scanner or printer... I need to make a decision and get them ordered. That's on my agenda for tonight.

I didnt' watch Survivor last week. What's up with that??? I really thought I still wanted to live in Jeff Probst's right dimple and vacation in his left one! I guess the allure has faded. But it's like that every other season. I find my attention wans a bit. Just can't seem to get into the players this time. None really make me say "Wow...I like that person's style.'

Been watching a lot of ACC basketball... GO DUKE! and Home improvement shows like "Flip this House." They're really interesting. I think I may have to do some things to mine this summer, to improve its "Curve appeal." I really dig the Tuscany look. Rich colors appeal to me.

Saturday night, Al and I had some dinner guests over, His cousin Dennis and his girlfriend Christine. It was really fun. I did all the prep work for the meal and Al cooked it. Blackened catfish, Octopus Fritters...yes Octopus, which was surprisingly good, blue cheese cole slaw and honey/bacon baked beans. I naturally was assigned cleanup duty. Christine watched while the guys sat on the couch, talking sports. I looked over at them and when I saw they were involved in a heated conversation, I realized that it was safe for Christine and I to plot dominion over the universe. Yep...that's right... The age of Man will soon be over... Make way for the Age of the Goddesses!

I suggest you guys be nice to us women...if you want to be one of our love slaves!

Let's see...what has Moi been up to ...

2006-02-28T15:38:00.000-05:00

not much...working, pushing blind chickens in ditches, going around telling everyone that Jesus has stinky feet, pulling the wings off Superheros and...standing in front of open windows at night, wearing only pink lace panties.

You know... the usual stuff.

What kind of Flirt am I?

2006-02-28T15:32:00.000-05:00

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

2006-02-23T14:46:00.000-05:00

Captain Beefheart... you are one of the first

modern fucked-up geniuses. When it comes to

creating, you rank right up there with the

likes of James Mangan, John Wilmot and Edvard

Munch.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

(thanks Steve)

Tattoos

2006-02-23T14:33:00.000-05:00

A customer was in here a while ago...she has at least 6 tattoos that are visible.

I asked, "Does it take long to get them done?"

She replied, "Sometimes. But it doesn't matter. Tattos are done while you wait."

(rim shot)

2006-02-22T17:03:00.000-05:00

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

2006-02-21T15:59:00.000-05:00

A man had a dog with no legs...

he called it Cigarette and took it out for a drag

2006-02-21T15:47:00.000-05:00

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't
never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls
light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number
and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened
up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son,
"Boy, go git yo Momma.... "

Good-bye Earl

2006-02-21T15:45:00.000-05:00

Welll..... I changed the link to Earl's blog since it's under federal, state and local investigation.

Good-bye Earl.... may you forever enjoy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

That was Fun

2006-02-20T14:34:00.000-05:00

Wonder how many Peter (Peta?) head people I'll piss off with some of those 'toys' I posted???

I had an excellent weekend...even managed to dance around a bonfire. NO sacrifices made (this time).

Very brisk and cold today. The sun is hiding or on vacation, which makes the day seem longer because it's gray outside.

Hard to Find Toys!

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