For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve babies drumming Eleven candycanes a-sticking Ten gymnasts a-leaping Nine ladies baking cookies Eight goats a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six puppies a-barking Five golden coins Four calling telemarketers Three French burlesque dancers Two bottles of whiskey And a chimp in a peach tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?