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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Understanding a Woman's language



"Fine" - This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"Nothing" - This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

2 Comments:

  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger New York City's Watchdog said…

    I'm glad someone finally admitted that "fine" is a word that really isn't fine to use... although it is used very often as you prove with "Nothing" and the "Go Ahead"s.

     
  • At 1:51 PM, Blogger Sherrie said…

    I admit that I use "Fine" when it isn't 'fine.'

     

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