Jack Handey is my Soul Mate

"I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president."  Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live)

I love this guy's humor. Its insanely warped. Much like mine at times, though I do my best to keep it under wraps...well most of the time.