A story about a Bald Frog with a Wig?

(...is a random questions asked on the profiles--my very brief answer)

Once upon a time, there was a frog. His name was Bald Freddy Frog and he had no friends. He was all alone on his lily pad, croaking a solo. One day a spider heard his song and decided to weave a cobweb wig for him, so the other frogs would croak with him. Magically, Fred became popular because his hair caught flies. The End