Jones and Palm Fronds

Jones came in yesterday to drop off some boxes for our Lab lady. All sexy in his brown UPS uniform, wearing shorts because he can. I was filling out the check and making small talk about work loads, etc. Suddenly he said, "You've got it made."

I gave him a long look over the top of my specs. I've got it made??? He's the one who took 4 weeks off to vacation in Mexico. I went back to what I was doing. I didn't look up from the checkbook as I said, "Well if that were true, Jones, I would be on a tropical beach somewhere, sipping Pina Coladas while oiled naked native men fanned me with palm fronds and feed me grapes."

"Dammmmmnnnnnnnn, you've got that fantasy down to a tee."

I didn't comment. Just handed him the check, signed the computer thingie they use (My signature was "Island Goddess") and told him to have a nice day.