Bad Costumes of The Past

...but that was then...this is now:

Been invited to a Halloween Party on Friday night.
I am toying with the idea of being a Zombie Hooker.
My catch line could be "I'll give you Head til you're Dead."

But it just occurred to me...
I could go the party as a Genie in a beer Bottle
since I'll probably have one in my hand because I'm not driving.

A cool pay-per-view event: zombie hooker vs genie in a beer bottle ....who will win the title?