Since I'm tired of this song...Santa Baby

............................... I'll do a "William" and make up my own words.

"Santa Baby"

(^lyrics may offend the meek^)

Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, For me.

I've been an awful bad girl,

Santa baby, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

Santa baby, how bout anal beads too, Light blue.

And a giant tube of lube,

Santa baby, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun you've missed,

Think of all the places that I haven't kissed,

Next year I could be oh so bad,

If you'd give me the naughty boys list,

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Santa honey, Find my g-spot,

And I'll really cum a lot,

I'll be in heaven all year,

Santa baby, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed.

To an adult toy store,

Santa cutie, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

Santa baby, fishnet stockings with red bows, no hose.

Sign your 'X' on my thigh,

Santa baby, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas fur,

Add some decorations that'll make me pur,

I really am hot for you,

Let's see if you are hot for me,

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Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, cock ring.

I do mean on your pole,

Santa baby, and hurry down my chimney tonight,

Hurry down my chimney tonight,

Hurry down my chimney tonight

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Now... that's more like it!