A Cock I can command

...finally!

 

A friend sent me this link:  www.subservientchicken.com

 

You type in commands and the chicken does it.

 

I was soo excited.. finally a cock at my beck and call.

 

So I typed in 'masturbate', 'hump the chair'  and a few other naughty things...

he wouldn't do it.

 

There goes that dream.. dashed to the ground.. Insinerated ....

 

but he does a mean YMCA